A Stealth Pun is a joke punch line that has a set up, of varying levels of subtlety, without the final delivery so the audience must themselves piece together what the joke is in their own heads.
That time Community (didn’t) make a joke about a class on how to write jokes.
ur not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles, providing cool air for everyone around you
A women got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke has a punchline
Wooden tit
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
omfg
My brother came home from school today speaking in the lowest most gravelly voice he could at 12 years old.
So I asked him “who died and made you Batman?”
He looked up at me and took a second before once again speaking in the voice. He said, “my parents.”
LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
Reblogging for pluto.
Someday I’ll tell my kids “You know, Pluto was once considered a planet. In school, we said Pluto was a planet. And then one day, NASA decided it wasn’t. And Yahoo reported that back to me. Kids, Pluto is and always will be a planet. If you disagree with me, I will disown you.”
Neil deGrasse Tyson says it isn’t so it fucking isn’t you pussies
Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.
We’re
post rock
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