brash-and-bold:

My fave comic of all time




fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Simply one of the most amazing comics I’ve ever seen.



belvynights:

They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English.  I can’t even talk the way these people talk:  Why you ain’t,  Where you i…s,  What he drive,  Where he stay,  Where he work,  Who you be…  And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.  And then I heard the father talk.  Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.  People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an Education, and now we’ve got these knuckleheads walking around.  The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.  These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids.  $500 sneakers for what?  And they won’t spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.  I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.  Where were you when he was 2? Where were you when he was 12?  Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn’t know that he had a pistol?  And where is the father? Or who is his father?  People putting their clothes on backward:  Isn’t that a sign of something gone wrong?  People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn’t that a sign of something?  Isn’t it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?  What part of Africa did this come from??  We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don’t know a thing about Africa …..  I say this all of the time. It would be like white people saying they are European-American. That is totally stupid.  I was born here, and so were my parents and grand parents and, very likely my great grandparents. I don’t have any connection to Africa, no more than white Americans have to Germany , Scotland , England , Ireland , or the Netherlands . The same applies to 99 percent of all the black Americans as regards to Africa . So stop, already! ! !  With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap ……… And all of them are in jail.  Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.  We have got to take the neighborhood back.  People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different ‘husbands’ — or men or whatever you call them now.  We have millionaire football players who cannot read.  We have million-dollar basketball players who can’t write two paragraphs. We, as black folks have to do a better job.  Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.  We have to start holding each other to a higher standard.. We cannot blame the white people any longer.’  Dr.. William Henry ‘Bill’ Cosby, Jr., Ed..D. 

belvynights:

They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English.
I can’t even talk the way these people talk:
Why you ain’t,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be…
And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.
And then I heard the father talk.
Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.
People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an Education, and now we’ve got these knuckleheads walking around.
The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.
These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids.
$500 sneakers for what?
And they won’t spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.
I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.
Where were you when he was 2?
Where were you when he was 12?
Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn’t know that he had a pistol?
And where is the father? Or who is his father?
People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn’t that a sign of something gone wrong?
People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn’t that a sign of something?
Isn’t it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?
What part of Africa did this come from??
We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don’t know a thing about Africa …..
I say this all of the time. It would be like white people saying they are European-American. That is totally stupid.
I was born here, and so were my parents and grand parents and, very likely my great grandparents. I don’t have any connection to Africa, no more than white Americans have to Germany , Scotland , England , Ireland , or the Netherlands . The same applies to 99 percent of all the black Americans as regards to Africa . So stop, already! ! !
With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap ……… And all of them are in jail.
Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.
We have got to take the neighborhood back.
People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different ‘husbands’ — or men or whatever you call them now.
We have millionaire football players who cannot read.
We have million-dollar basketball players who can’t write two paragraphs. We, as black folks have to do a better job.
Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.
We have to start holding each other to a higher standard..
We cannot blame the white people any longer.’
Dr.. William Henry ‘Bill’ Cosby, Jr., Ed..D. 



incidentalcomics:

The Nature of Ambition


bronycurious:

starshinedash:

oldblueeyes:

Alan Watts: What if money was no object? (x)

I… I.. what, eyes, why are you leaking?

image

Why are you leaking?

Yep. This. Pretty much.

yes except i just want to work at summer camp forever but when I need to pay off student loans, and the camp can’t afford to pay me hardly anything….it’s just a different story when you look at details, which is way it’s so uncommon.





Reblog / posted 1 year ago via apsies with 590 notes
"And if there’s anything to take away from this tragedy it’s the reminder that life is very fragile. Our time here is limited and it is precious. And what matters at the end of the day is not the small things, it’s not the trivial things, which so often consume us and our daily lives. Ultimately, it’s how we choose to treat one another and how we love one another. It’s what we do on a daily basis to give our lives meaning and to give our lives purpose. That’s what matters. At the end of the day, what we’ll remember will be those we loved and what we did for others. That’s why we’re here. I’m sure that many of you who are parents here had the same reaction that I did when I heard this news. My daughters go to the movies. What if Malia and Sasha had been at the theater, as so many of our kids do every day? Michelle and I will be fortunate enough to hug our girls a little tighter tonight, and I’m sure you will do the same with your children. But for those parents who may not be so lucky, we have to embrace them and let them know we will be there for them as a nation."

fuckyeahjeleel:

thanks


honeysuckle-chuckle:

My philosophy! ^

honeysuckle-chuckle:

My philosophy! ^